That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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