They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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