Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I have grass duct taped all over my body
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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