Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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