Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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