Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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