we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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