Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
