did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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