why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I FOUND THE LEGS
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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