When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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