their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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