Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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