Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
only if we run a train.
done.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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