butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
