Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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