3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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