I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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