My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
