I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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