Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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