I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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