My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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