Duck Duck Cougar?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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