You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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