You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
