The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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