I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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