I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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