haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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