you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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