dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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