Sponge bath it is.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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