you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And then the night went full on bisexual.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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