But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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