Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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