I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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