I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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