Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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