no. you can't hotbox the world.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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