wrigley field is MILF paradise
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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