I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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