I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Randomize