I want to walk on stilts...naked
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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