sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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