Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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