so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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