That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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