i just had sex bonerless
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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