I swear she didn't look like that last week.
...so i touched it.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So squirting runs in the family.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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