Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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