i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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