508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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