My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
