Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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