Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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