My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
